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Baridi
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Asha
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Maulid
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Chiku
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Rukia
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
May 16, 2024
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Mwanaidha
Guest
May 10, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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George Mallya
Guest
Mar 31, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Jamal
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
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Jafari
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mchuma
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶♂️
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Ann Awino
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 29, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
Jan 23, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Hashim
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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David Sokoine
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mchuma
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰
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Baridi
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Issack
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Zulekha
Guest
Nov 9, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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John Kamande
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉
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Azima
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Saidi
Guest
Oct 19, 2023
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Benjamin Masanja
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Oct 11, 2023
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 1, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 31, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Aziza
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
