What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Betty Kimaro
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Aug 29, 2024
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Stephen Mushi
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Aug 29, 2024
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜
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Diana Mumbua
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Aug 25, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Aziza
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Aug 14, 2024
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Rose Lowassa
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Jul 19, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Andrew Mchome
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Jul 13, 2024
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Amani
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Jul 12, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Sarah Karani
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Jul 3, 2024
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Victor Malima
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Jun 28, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Margaret Mahiga
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Jun 26, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Benjamin Kibicho
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Jun 24, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Peter Otieno
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Jun 7, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Catherine Mkumbo
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Jun 3, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Raphael Okoth
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Jun 2, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Zawadi
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May 31, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Edward Lowassa
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May 30, 2024
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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Jabir
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May 29, 2024
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Charles Mrope
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May 26, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Catherine Naliaka
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May 16, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅
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Irene Makena
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May 5, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Brian Karanja
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May 5, 2024
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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Sarafina
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Apr 29, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Rahim
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Apr 24, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Lydia Mahiga
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Apr 15, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Mwanakhamis
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Apr 6, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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David Kawawa
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Apr 5, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Rose Amukowa
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Apr 5, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭
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Bahati
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Apr 3, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Linda Karimi
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Apr 1, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Joyce Mussa
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Mar 22, 2024
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Amina
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Mar 11, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Ramadhan
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Mar 3, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Rehema
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Mar 1, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Elijah Mutua
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Feb 27, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Henry Sokoine
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Feb 26, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Hawa
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Feb 19, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Mjaka
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Feb 10, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Nora Kidata
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Feb 2, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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James Kimani
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Jan 30, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sarah Achieng
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Jan 7, 2024
😂 So funny!
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Mwalimu
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Jan 6, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Joseph Mallya
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Jan 4, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Charles Mchome
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Dec 29, 2023
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Ruth Mtangi
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Dec 20, 2023
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Victor Sokoine
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Dec 17, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Joy Wacera
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Dec 15, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔
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Ramadhan
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Dec 9, 2023
😄 Nailed it!
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Maimuna
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Nov 16, 2023
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Samuel Were
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Nov 16, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Kevin Maina
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Nov 4, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Ruth Kibona
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Oct 30, 2023
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
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Wande
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Oct 14, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Abubakar
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Oct 14, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mary Njeri
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Oct 5, 2023
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Anna Mahiga
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Oct 4, 2023
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Halima
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Oct 1, 2023
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Hamida
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Sep 28, 2023
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Fadhili
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Sep 27, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Mary Mrope
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Sep 27, 2023
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
