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Azima
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Sep 17, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Zawadi
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Sep 8, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Elizabeth Malima
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Aug 21, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Tabitha Okumu
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Aug 16, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Ann Awino
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Aug 8, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
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Nchi
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸♂️
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Omar
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Jun 28, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mchawi
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷♂️
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John Lissu
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Shani
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Hamida
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍♂️
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Hassan
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
May 31, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Hassan
Guest
May 21, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
May 18, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷♂️🤭
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
May 18, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 28, 2024
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Apr 25, 2024
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸♀️❤️
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 8, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Maida
Guest
Apr 1, 2024
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Nuru
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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John Lissu
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Jane Muthoni
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Amir
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Amina
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Khamis
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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Khadija
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Mustafa
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Leila
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Zuhura
Guest
Dec 22, 2023
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Nancy Kabura
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Dec 15, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Nov 12, 2023
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Furaha
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Rukia
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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George Mallya
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Mashaka
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗
