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Warda
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Sep 22, 2024
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣
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Mwalimu
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Aug 17, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Amina
Guest
Aug 12, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
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Shukuru
Guest
Aug 9, 2024
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Aug 4, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Mohamed
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Chris Okello
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Hashim
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Fadhila
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Mwanais
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Grace Minja
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Amani
Guest
May 31, 2024
😁 This made my day!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
May 20, 2024
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Mjaka
Guest
May 16, 2024
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️
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Yusuf
Guest
May 10, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Mariam
Guest
May 7, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Irene Akoth
Guest
May 4, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Ibrahim
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
😄 What a joke!
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Mgeni
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Fikiri
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Mwajuma
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Khadija
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Ndoto
Guest
Feb 11, 2024
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
😄 You got me!
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Ahmed
Guest
Jan 14, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮♂️
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Mwagonda
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧
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Khalifa
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Jane Muthui
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Rehema
Guest
Oct 4, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆
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Shamsa
Guest
Sep 15, 2023
😂 I’m dying!
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
Sep 10, 2023
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Yahya
Guest
Aug 18, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Zakaria
Guest
Aug 12, 2023
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
