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Victor Malima
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Sep 25, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Mwajabu
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Sep 12, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Sep 10, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Maneno
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Aug 13, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Mwanais
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Salima
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Abubakari
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜
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Majid
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Kheri
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
😅 I needed that!
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Jul 3, 2024
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Nahida
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
😄 Pure comedy gold!
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Abubakar
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Faiza
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷♂️
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Shani
Guest
May 27, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Abdullah
Guest
May 27, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mwafirika
Guest
May 13, 2024
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃♂️😴
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
May 11, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Apr 29, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Amir
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Maida
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Fadhili
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Mohamed
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Masika
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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David Musyoka
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Habiba
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Issack
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Nyota
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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James Kimani
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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Ahmed
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Daudi
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
😂 Gotta save this!
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️♂️
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 5, 2023
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Grace Majaliwa
Guest
Oct 23, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴☠️🥬
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Husna
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Kheri
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
