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Zulekha
Guest
Sep 20, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Sharifa
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 30, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Ann Awino
Guest
Aug 11, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Khadija
Guest
Jul 12, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Amani
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Mwachumu
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Jun 20, 2024
😆 This one really got me!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
😂 Gotta save this!
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Maulid
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Mzee
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Fikiri
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
May 30, 2024
😂 Sharing right away!
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Faiza
Guest
May 30, 2024
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Martin Otieno
Guest
May 28, 2024
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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John Mushi
Guest
May 28, 2024
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️👋
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Abdillah
Guest
May 14, 2024
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
May 12, 2024
What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙♀️📖
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Zubeida
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Sekela
Guest
Mar 13, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nancy Komba
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Salima
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Sultan
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Feb 15, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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Muslima
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Maida
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mazrui
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Halimah
Guest
Feb 8, 2024
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Warda
Guest
Jan 13, 2024
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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John Mwangi
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Nov 28, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
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Amina
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Oct 28, 2023
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Zulekha
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
