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Martin Otieno
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Sep 6, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Abdillah
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Kiza
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Jul 5, 2024
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Wande
Guest
Jun 30, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
😁 This just made my day!
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Yusra
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂
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George Mallya
Guest
May 11, 2024
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘♂️😆
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
May 10, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 9, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Hamida
Guest
May 6, 2024
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
May 4, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
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James Mduma
Guest
May 1, 2024
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Mar 2, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Mwajabu
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦♂️🤣
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Asha
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
😂 I’m dying!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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David Chacha
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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David Chacha
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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James Mduma
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Francis Mrope
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Frank Macha
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Zainab
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Sekela
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Furaha
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Mwajabu
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Hassan
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 30, 2023
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 9, 2023
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
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Furaha
Guest
Sep 3, 2023
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Mchawi
Guest
Aug 29, 2023
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Tambwe
Guest
Aug 21, 2023
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Aug 15, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Henry Sokoine
Guest
Aug 9, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mwajabu
Guest
Aug 3, 2023
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Jul 6, 2023
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
