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Sharifa
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Sep 22, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Agnes Lowassa
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Nancy Akumu
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Frank Macha
Guest
Aug 19, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷♂️
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Khalifa
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Jamal
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Monica Adhiambo
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Salma
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Robert Ndunguru
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Ndoto
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃♀️🥵
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Grace Mushi
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Leila
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
😁 This is gold!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Halima
Guest
Jun 15, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Monica Lissu
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mariam
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Leila
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Kheri
Guest
May 28, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
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Mohamed
Guest
May 26, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
May 26, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
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Mwanahawa
Guest
May 24, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
May 7, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️♀️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 21, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Zuhura
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Salma
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Salma
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Mzee
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Zainab
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
😅 I’m still laughing!
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Faith Kariuki
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶♂️🏡
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Zainab
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Kijakazi
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Nasra
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Ahmed
Guest
Feb 4, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 25, 2024
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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Omar
Guest
Jan 10, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Charles Mrope
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
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Khamis
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Kazija
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Mwanaidha
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Latifa
Guest
Dec 2, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Shamim
Guest
Nov 19, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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David Nyerere
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mwinyi
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
