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Zakaria
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Sep 9, 2024
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Zubeida
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Muslima
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Aug 6, 2024
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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James Malima
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Saidi
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Jul 26, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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David Kawawa
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jun 25, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Kahina
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Kiza
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jun 2, 2024
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
May 31, 2024
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
May 22, 2024
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Zawadi
Guest
May 21, 2024
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Sarah Karani
Guest
May 16, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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George Ndungu
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Maimuna
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Richard Mulwa
Guest
Apr 11, 2024
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Binti
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
😅 I’m still chuckling at this!
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Samuel Were
Guest
Mar 6, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Mar 1, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mtumwa
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭
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David Nyerere
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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George Tenga
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Feb 12, 2024
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Frank Macha
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Margaret Mahiga
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Yusuf
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Rabia
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Dec 20, 2023
😄 Too good!
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Jamal
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Halimah
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Mwanajuma
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Andrew Mahiga
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
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James Malima
Guest
Nov 26, 2023
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴☠️🦵
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Rahim
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Joyce Mussa
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Sep 22, 2023
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
