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Ruth Mtangi
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Sep 21, 2024
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. ποΈπ
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Susan Wangari
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Sep 20, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldnβt handle the power struggle! π±π
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Hamida
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Sep 14, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Grace Majaliwa
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Sep 5, 2024
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. ποΈπΆοΈ
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Samson Tibaijuka
Guest
Aug 29, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πͺπ
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David Ochieng
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ«
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Tabitha Okumu
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
Iβm not procrastinating, Iβm just on a procrastination break. β³π
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Christopher Oloo
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Aug 17, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. ππ
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Benjamin Masanja
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Aug 9, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! π§¦β³
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Mzee
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Donβt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! π΄π€
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jul 31, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
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Edward Chepkoech
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! βπ
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Nuru
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. π€π
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iβd be rich... and probably still hungry. ππ΅
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 7, 2024
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? π΄πΉ
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
π This just made my day!
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Ibrahim
Guest
Jul 2, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 28, 2024
Iβm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. ποΈπ
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
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Fadhili
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Anna Sumari
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Why donβt melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ππ
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! π½οΈπ½οΈ
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Peter Mbise
Guest
Jun 9, 2024
You know youβre lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. ποΈπ
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Tambwe
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
Why donβt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ποΈβοΈ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! ππ
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Farida
Guest
May 25, 2024
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. π²π
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
May 17, 2024
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
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Sultan
Guest
May 11, 2024
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. ππ
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Mwalimu
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Iβm not bossy, Iβm the boss. Big difference. ππ©βπΌ
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Kiza
Guest
Apr 17, 2024
Why donβt some fish play piano? Because you canβt tuna fish! ππΉ
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ππ€
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Mwanahawa
Guest
Apr 13, 2024
Iβm definitely telling this one to my friends! π
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
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Chum
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
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Sofia
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. π₯π©
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Yusuf
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I wonβt be impressed with technology until I can download food. ππ»
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Paul Ndomba
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βοΈπ
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
Why canβt you give Elsa a balloon? Because sheβll let it go! πβοΈ
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David Sokoine
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
π€£ Didnβt see it coming!
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Joyce Nkya
Guest
Feb 16, 2024
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! π¦¨βοΈ
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Yusuf
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ποΈπ
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Mwachumu
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
You know youβre an adult when you get excited about things like βcleaning supplies.β π§Όπ
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Mwanaisha
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! βπ§ββοΈ
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Joseph Kawawa
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! π·π₯
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
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David Musyoka
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! π΄ββ οΈπ₯¬
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Selemani
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! πΎπ΅
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Dec 14, 2023
Iβm writing a book. Iβve got the page numbers done. ππ
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Dec 9, 2023
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πποΈββοΈ
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George Mallya
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
I am on a 30-day diet. So far, Iβve lost 15 days. π
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Tambwe
Guest
Dec 1, 2023
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. ππ»
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Yusra
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! π±π
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Oct 30, 2023
π Too good!
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because theyβre transparent! π»π€₯
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 3, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! π°οΈποΈ