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Anna Mchome
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Sep 24, 2024
I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷♂️😆
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Mwinyi
Guest
Sep 19, 2024
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Sep 17, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Nashon
Guest
Sep 15, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Mariam
Guest
Sep 7, 2024
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Thomas Mwakalindile
Guest
Sep 2, 2024
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Aug 26, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Aug 23, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nassar
Guest
Aug 18, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Mwakisu
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩👧🤷♂️
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Jul 13, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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Nancy Kawawa
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Jul 8, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Habiba
Guest
Jul 6, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Jun 27, 2024
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Jun 1, 2024
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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George Wanjala
Guest
May 25, 2024
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Sharifa
Guest
May 24, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Elizabeth Mtei
Guest
May 19, 2024
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Ruth Wanjiku
Guest
May 19, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Nahida
Guest
May 17, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Jaffar
Guest
May 2, 2024
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Nuru
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Ruth Mtangi
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Chiku
Guest
Apr 24, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Apr 23, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Hamida
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Kassim
Guest
Mar 30, 2024
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Anna Malela
Guest
Mar 16, 2024
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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John Mwangi
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Stephen Kikwete
Guest
Feb 26, 2024
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Zulekha
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Feb 19, 2024
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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George Ndungu
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Zakaria
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Selemani
Guest
Jan 31, 2024
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Rubea
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Jamila
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
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Mwinyi
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Esther Nyambura
Guest
Dec 31, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
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Husna
Guest
Dec 30, 2023
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️♂️👶
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Warda
Guest
Dec 27, 2023
Love this! Keep them coming! 😁
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Dec 26, 2023
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Zakaria
Guest
Dec 5, 2023
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Mwinyi
Guest
Nov 18, 2023
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Nancy Kabura
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Rahim
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Dorothy Majaliwa
Guest
Nov 7, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Oct 24, 2023
😂 This is too funny!
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Makame
Guest
Oct 22, 2023
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Abdillah
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Jackson Makori
Guest
Oct 14, 2023
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇♂️
