An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵
Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.
Khalifa (Guest) on September 22, 2024
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
Khalifa (Guest) on September 7, 2024
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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David Ochieng (Guest) on September 4, 2024
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I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 28, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
Husna (Guest) on August 8, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
Charles Mboje (Guest) on July 20, 2024
🤣 Brilliant joke!
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 16, 2024
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Sarah Mbise (Guest) on July 14, 2024
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
Khatib (Guest) on July 8, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
Mohamed (Guest) on July 2, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Raha (Guest) on June 29, 2024
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
Mariam (Guest) on June 27, 2024
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Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 20, 2024
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 15, 2024
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 9, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 8, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
Robert Okello (Guest) on June 7, 2024
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2024
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
Salima (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖
Samuel Omondi (Guest) on May 17, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
Sarah Achieng (Guest) on May 7, 2024
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓
Mary Kendi (Guest) on May 6, 2024
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 2, 2024
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Mwachumu (Guest) on May 2, 2024
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Kiza (Guest) on May 1, 2024
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Chum (Guest) on April 23, 2024
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David Ochieng (Guest) on April 16, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 9, 2024
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Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 5, 2024
🤣 This one got me good!
Ibrahim (Guest) on March 27, 2024
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆
Rubea (Guest) on March 25, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 23, 2024
Thanks Ackyshine
Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on March 18, 2024
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
Ann Awino (Guest) on March 6, 2024
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦♀️
Ramadhan (Guest) on February 26, 2024
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟♂️😅
George Mallya (Guest) on February 25, 2024
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
George Tenga (Guest) on February 16, 2024
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Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 13, 2024
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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Mwachumu (Guest) on January 30, 2024
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Tabu (Guest) on January 28, 2024
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Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on January 21, 2024
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Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 20, 2024
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 19, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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Betty Akinyi (Guest) on January 18, 2024
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Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 6, 2024
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Zainab (Guest) on January 2, 2024
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Grace Njuguna (Guest) on January 1, 2024
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Amir (Guest) on December 27, 2023
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Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 15, 2023
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Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on November 27, 2023
😂 This joke just made my day!
Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on November 22, 2023
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Faith Kariuki (Guest) on October 26, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
Nchi (Guest) on October 23, 2023
😆 Bookmarking this!
Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 23, 2023
My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂
Sarafina (Guest) on October 10, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯