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What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:11💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?
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Short Answer: 🛒 The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! 📚💼

Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.

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Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Victor Kamau2022-01-05 20:38:19
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