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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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James Mduma2022-09-07 07:08:10
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Lydia Mzindakaya2022-09-03 23:06:06
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Anna Mahiga2022-09-01 02:35:26
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️
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Grace Mushi2022-08-23 06:31:04
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Nassar2022-08-09 07:17:11
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Jacob Kiplangat2022-08-04 10:45:27
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Joyce Mussa2022-07-29 11:54:22
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Jane Malecela2022-07-26 09:34:20
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Mwanakhamis2022-07-24 04:28:42
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Shamim2022-07-13 08:12:36
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Sarah Mbise2022-07-12 00:38:40
I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆
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Frank Macha2022-07-04 05:03:29
I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋
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Salma2022-07-01 10:13:05
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Agnes Sumaye2022-06-23 03:10:20
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Grace Njuguna2022-06-16 06:40:29
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Agnes Sumaye2022-06-16 00:20:16
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
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Monica Lissu2022-06-09 03:35:04
😄 Perfect joke!
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Agnes Sumaye2022-06-08 23:32:36
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Monica Nyalandu2022-06-04 10:26:42
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Samson Mahiga2022-06-04 03:25:07
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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