Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Raha2023-02-23 21:17:03
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”
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Kassim2023-02-09 06:36:39
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. πŸ“žπŸ˜Ž
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Betty Cheruiyot2023-02-05 13:28:24
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°πŸ’”
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Kazija2023-02-04 14:34:16
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! βœοΈπŸ“
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Edward Lowassa2023-01-22 10:59:14
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. πŸŽ‚πŸ”₯
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Amani2023-01-19 23:57:11
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Umi2023-01-08 11:20:02
🀣 This joke is too good!
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Husna2023-01-07 03:46:40
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Henry Mollel2023-01-02 18:40:15
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Raha2022-12-27 22:26:10
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁πŸ₯—
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Charles Wafula2022-12-21 14:43:29
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ
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Andrew Odhiambo2022-12-21 04:06:54
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Zakia2022-12-20 16:04:03
πŸ˜‚ Gotta save this!
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Nancy Komba2022-12-10 12:21:46
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🀑
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Maulid2022-12-07 11:57:35
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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David Musyoka2022-11-28 00:51:09
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Stephen Malecela2022-11-27 15:14:38
πŸ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Sumaya2022-11-12 08:01:05
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? πŸ“…πŸ˜†
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David Nyerere2022-11-05 22:59:34
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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John Kamande2022-11-04 19:43:10
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! πŸ’°