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Where do polar bears vote?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:12💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do polar bears vote?
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Polar "Bear"ctica! ❄️🐻

Explanation: Polar bears vote in "Bear"ctica because it's their icy homeland where they chill out and make important decisions. Just like us humans have our own countries to cast our votes, polar bears have their very own polar bear version of a voting place! 🗳️😄

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Ruth Wanjiku2022-12-28 21:06:29
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️
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Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Mgeni2022-12-11 06:46:28
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠
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I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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