What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Victor Kimario2023-01-15 07:44:21
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’
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Sarah Karani2023-01-15 04:28:20
πŸ˜† Laughing so hard right now!
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Joyce Nkya2023-01-12 19:32:13
I run like the winded. πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’¨
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Diana Mumbua2023-01-09 00:15:26
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Robert Okello2023-01-03 17:46:55
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? πŸ˜πŸ€”
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Zubeida2022-12-31 22:24:11
Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! πŸ“˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Mwalimu2022-12-31 03:45:03
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. πŸ‘€πŸ§Ή
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Sarah Karani2022-12-24 19:10:58
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Shamsa2022-12-23 09:33:35
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
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Ruth Mtangi2022-12-12 19:55:34
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. πŸ•°οΈπŸ˜΄
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Sarah Achieng2022-12-08 16:37:34
I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…
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Jamila2022-11-29 14:02:57
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? πŸ‘ πŸ€”
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John Malisa2022-11-29 07:02:24
πŸ˜‚ I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Betty Kimaro2022-11-26 15:47:12
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! πŸ‘–πŸš¨
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Irene Makena2022-11-26 13:20:42
Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! πŸ¨πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™‚οΈ
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Furaha2022-11-09 14:22:14
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. πŸ§β€β™‚οΈπŸ”
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Margaret Mahiga2022-11-07 12:03:15
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁πŸ₯—
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Mariam Kawawa2022-11-06 20:07:27
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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John Lissu2022-11-04 12:23:43
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Richard Mulwa2022-11-04 05:00:27
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸŠ