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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?
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The monster asked the 🧛‍♂️Dracula🧛‍♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇

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Francis Mrope2024-01-25 03:55:21
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Mariam2024-01-22 23:20:04
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Wande2024-01-19 20:24:32
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sarah Karani2024-01-14 14:36:51
😂 This is a keeper!
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Mazrui2024-01-02 22:21:47
I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌
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Francis Njeru2023-12-30 23:05:23
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Francis Mtangi2023-12-18 23:35:38
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Samson Mahiga2023-12-14 05:58:09
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Charles Mrope2023-12-12 21:44:58
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Lydia Mahiga2023-12-04 04:55:55
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Joseph Kawawa2023-11-26 06:56:19
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Diana Mumbua2023-11-21 02:51:20
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Neema2023-11-12 22:37:55
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Michael Onyango2023-11-11 22:45:49
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Ruth Mtangi2023-11-10 13:20:32
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Maimuna2023-11-07 02:07:14
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Zainab2023-11-04 05:24:43
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Elizabeth Mrema2023-11-03 22:11:58
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔
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Sofia2023-10-28 19:46:59
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆
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Alex Nyamweya2023-10-26 16:36:55
Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆
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