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What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:29💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What dies but never lives?
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What dies but never lives? A battery! 🔋

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! 😄🔋

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Juma2024-03-14 09:29:10
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nahida2024-03-09 10:55:39
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Patrick Kidata2024-03-02 00:02:45
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Peter Otieno2024-03-01 23:59:46
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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Abubakari2024-02-23 03:58:13
😁 This made my day!
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Alice Mwikali2024-02-16 20:54:48
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Kahina2024-02-10 01:37:40
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴
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James Mduma2024-02-04 07:38:37
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Joseph Kitine2024-02-04 00:03:25
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Jafari2024-01-31 17:19:32
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Nasra2024-01-17 19:03:39
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Fadhili2024-01-01 19:58:04
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Lydia Mutheu2023-12-24 13:50:55
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Sarafina2023-12-16 13:05:36
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mohamed2023-12-05 17:06:47
Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴
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Mwalimu2023-11-15 09:29:30
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚
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Jane Muthui2023-10-18 00:57:54
Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡
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Arifa2023-10-11 04:08:50
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Faith Kariuki2023-10-10 10:56:00
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Anna Kibwana2023-10-02 17:59:11
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔
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