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Where do polar bears keep their money?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do polar bears keep their money?
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In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰

Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.

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Mary Njeri2016-01-08 21:55:58
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Mercy Atieno2016-01-07 13:19:01
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Masika2015-12-18 23:28:30
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️
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Lydia Mahiga2015-12-16 10:23:19
😂 This is too funny!
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Joyce Aoko2015-11-29 06:29:08
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Lydia Mzindakaya2015-11-26 22:41:05
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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Anna Sumari2015-11-26 19:01:01
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Mariam Kawawa2015-11-03 09:59:01
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Rose Amukowa2015-10-26 23:11:47
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Alice Wanjiru2015-10-25 11:14:05
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆
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Frank Sokoine2015-09-30 10:29:04
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Andrew Odhiambo2015-09-24 14:23:09
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Anna Malela2015-09-07 00:30:55
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Rose Kiwanga2015-09-05 14:27:05
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Josephine Nduta2015-09-04 06:08:03
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Grace Mligo2015-08-30 13:46:56
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Saidi2015-08-25 12:54:17
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Hawa2015-08-21 11:40:41
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Kenneth Murithi2015-07-27 17:15:58
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Biashara2015-07-22 02:34:27
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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