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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?
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Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛‍♂️🍏

Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛‍♂️🥳🍎

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Anna Kibwana2016-01-02 21:32:31
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Khadija2015-12-30 04:36:49
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Alice Wanjiru2015-12-25 10:46:09
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Anthony Kariuki2015-12-24 13:15:40
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nahida2015-12-21 15:24:46
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Zulekha2015-12-15 08:30:41
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Peter Tibaijuka2015-12-14 05:23:43
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Wande2015-12-07 23:44:30
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
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Hawa2015-11-25 14:52:17
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Maida2015-11-24 11:14:19
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
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Khalifa2015-11-14 03:24:53
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Arifa2015-11-05 20:23:46
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴
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Ibrahim2015-10-20 21:54:14
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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John Malisa2015-10-19 17:59:24
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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Andrew Mahiga2015-10-16 10:00:40
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Omar2015-10-08 18:09:17
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Rukia2015-10-05 04:08:49
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Sarafina2015-09-26 02:02:12
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Sekela2015-09-21 16:44:08
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Jane Muthui2015-09-19 22:51:01
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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