What did the farmer say to the horse when he walked in the barn?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:25πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: "Hay there, long face! Ready to hoof it?"

Explanation: The farmer's greeting to the horse plays on the word "hay," which sounds similar to "hey." The phrase "long face" is a pun referencing the horse's literal long face, but also implies that the horse might be feeling a bit down. The farmer's question about being ready to "hoof it" adds a playful tone, as it means being prepared to walk or run. The use of the πŸ˜„ emoji emphasizes the cheerful and lighthearted nature of the interaction.

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Isaac Kiptoo2015-11-20 09:41:12
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Binti2015-11-18 01:42:05
πŸ˜„ Pure comedy gold!
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Andrew Mahiga2015-11-17 22:23:12
πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!
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Victor Mwalimu2015-11-17 21:49:48
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. πŸ“–πŸ’Ό
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Salima2015-11-14 11:55:16
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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Victor Sokoine2015-11-07 01:06:52
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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Francis Njeru2015-11-01 19:34:09
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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Jamal2015-10-31 22:58:38
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. πŸͺ‚βŒ
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Mwanaidha2015-10-29 05:04:08
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™
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Sarah Mbise2015-10-18 08:17:28
😁 This just made my day!
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Salum2015-10-03 09:17:07
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Grace Njuguna2015-09-21 04:21:35
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! πŸ„πŸ””
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Alice Mrema2015-09-18 09:54:02
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
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Rose Waithera2015-09-18 00:50:04
🀣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Simon Kiprono2015-09-13 09:44:36
I can’t cook, but I can follow directionsβ€”so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. πŸ³πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Joyce Nkya2015-09-06 23:25:27
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Tabu2015-09-03 10:28:20
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Alex Nakitare2015-09-01 13:47:42
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! πŸ˜πŸ–±οΈ
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Joy Wacera2015-08-30 18:17:13
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Mwanajuma2015-08-29 20:48:16
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅