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What did one eye say to the other?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:21💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did one eye say to the other?
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Short Answer: "Between you and me, something smells fishy! 🐠"

Explanation: The joke here is that eyes don't have a sense of smell, but using the phrase "something smells fishy" adds a humorous twist. The emoji of a fish 🐠 further emphasizes the play on words and adds a visual element to the joke. Overall, it's a lighthearted and creative way to respond to the question.

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Kevin Maina2016-03-02 18:34:05
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Josephine Nekesa2016-02-29 22:23:31
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂
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Lucy Kimotho2016-02-13 02:33:36
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Lydia Wanyama2016-01-31 12:05:47
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Anna Mahiga2016-01-29 01:23:01
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Moses Kipkemboi2016-01-16 16:13:56
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Hekima2016-01-13 12:20:33
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
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Nassar2016-01-04 19:57:02
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Alex Nakitare2016-01-01 07:26:53
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Sofia2015-12-31 12:33:10
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Mchawi2015-12-29 10:49:57
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩
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Thomas Mtaki2015-12-27 22:41:41
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Maneno2015-12-24 13:23:25
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Agnes Lowassa2015-12-22 03:31:40
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Anthony Kariuki2015-12-19 19:40:26
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Francis Mrope2015-12-06 09:48:10
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞
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Janet Sumari2015-12-06 01:18:42
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Bahati2015-11-28 02:26:29
I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬
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Amir2015-11-24 01:45:30
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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John Mushi2015-11-22 18:28:01
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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