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Why was the turkey arrested?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:15:58💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Because it was suspected of fowl play! 🦃🚓

Explanation: The turkey was arrested because it was involved in some mischief or mischievous activity, which is known as "fowl play" (a pun on "foul play" and the fact that turkeys are a type of fowl). The use of the turkey emoji adds a playful and humorous touch to the answer.

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Nancy Kawawa2016-08-07 21:32:27

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Sarah Mbise2016-07-24 02:44:21

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Francis Mtangi2016-07-17 04:24:30

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Janet Mbithe2016-07-11 14:05:16

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Mchawi2016-07-09 22:55:29

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Lydia Mzindakaya2016-07-03 10:24:43

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Janet Wambura2016-06-22 19:17:22

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Rukia2016-06-21 17:02:52

🤣 This one’s fire!

Samuel Were2016-06-02 19:46:09

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Lucy Kimotho2016-05-31 10:30:29

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Andrew Mahiga2016-05-31 03:22:05

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Joy Wacera2016-05-22 10:44:11

😄 Nailed it!

Joyce Nkya2016-05-21 07:20:33

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Francis Mtangi2016-05-19 22:04:38

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Selemani2016-05-07 02:58:51

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Stephen Kikwete2016-05-05 19:50:11

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Aziza2016-05-02 20:15:14

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Leila2016-05-02 08:05:31

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Chiku2016-05-01 18:22:35

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Irene Makena2016-04-24 18:09:06

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

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