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What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:22💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the baker say to his wife?
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji 🥖 can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Nora Lowassa2016-07-15 11:23:44
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Henry Sokoine2016-07-13 02:58:04
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️
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Nicholas Wanjohi2016-07-12 00:11:27
😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!
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Mwagonda2016-07-10 18:30:26
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Ramadhan2016-07-03 20:18:34
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Nicholas Wanjohi2016-06-20 14:58:37
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Bahati2016-06-01 01:04:33
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Lucy Kimotho2016-05-26 21:01:24
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓
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John Malisa2016-05-17 08:42:21
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Grace Minja2016-05-16 23:20:30
You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️
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Diana Mallya2016-04-26 14:14:06
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Chris Okello2016-04-23 00:35:24
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Joyce Nkya2016-04-21 17:44:08
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Esther Cheruiyot2016-04-21 10:01:11
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞
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Abubakar2016-04-20 21:44:47
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Agnes Sumaye2016-04-12 07:04:36
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆
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Francis Mrope2016-04-10 13:46:02
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Jacob Kiplangat2016-04-08 15:21:37
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Nassar2016-03-31 21:32:23
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Salima2016-03-31 05:16:18
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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