Why didn’t the oven go to college?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:04πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! πŸͺπŸ˜‰

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Kahina2016-12-12 18:32:18
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πŸΈπŸ’»
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Jackson Makori2016-12-10 12:39:53
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Jacob Kiplangat2016-12-04 10:52:09
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Abdullah2016-11-27 16:56:54
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
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Mercy Atieno2016-11-02 15:24:54
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„
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Asha2016-11-01 16:05:43
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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David Musyoka2016-10-27 05:55:40
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. πŸ—“οΈπŸ˜œ
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Anna Mahiga2016-10-18 18:17:03
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
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Joseph Kawawa2016-10-18 15:53:35
Sometimes I drink waterβ€”just to surprise my liver. πŸ₯€πŸ˜‚
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Salma2016-09-30 06:38:33
πŸ˜† This one really got me!
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Mwanais2016-09-27 18:20:23
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ€•πŸ 
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Charles Mboje2016-09-22 14:53:50
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Andrew Mchome2016-09-22 05:24:09
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Kheri2016-09-16 16:39:37
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! πŸ±πŸ–±οΈ
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Asha2016-09-15 20:03:00
Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. πŸ’„πŸ˜œ
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Benjamin Kibicho2016-09-14 23:06:13
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! πŸ„πŸ¦Ά
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Mohamed2016-09-09 10:10:29
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Nancy Komba2016-09-06 21:41:38
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό
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Joyce Mussa2016-09-05 09:17:36
Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! πŸ¨πŸŽ“
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Margaret Anyango2016-09-02 20:56:16
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. β˜•πŸ˜†