What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:06πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question: What kind of flower do you never want to get on Valentine’s Day?

Answer: Cauliflower! 🌼πŸ₯¦

Explanation: You definitely don't want to receive cauliflower on Valentine's Day because, well, it's not exactly the most romantic flower! While flowers like roses and tulips are traditional symbols of love and affection, receiving a bouquet of cauliflower would be quite unexpected and possibly confusing. Plus, who wants a bouquet of vegetables when they're expecting a beautiful arrangement of colorful blooms? πŸ˜„

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Dorothy Majaliwa2017-04-17 10:14:59
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™
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Joseph Njoroge2017-04-16 09:34:11
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! πŸ˜‚
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Khadija2017-04-06 00:03:07
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Esther Nyambura2017-04-05 17:48:35
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. πŸ•’βœˆοΈ
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Catherine Naliaka2017-04-01 16:36:08
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. πŸ“šπŸ˜­
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Rukia2017-03-22 08:35:15
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! πŸ€–πŸ”Œ
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Chiku2017-02-25 11:21:30
πŸ˜‚ I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Peter Tibaijuka2017-02-01 16:21:56
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🀯
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David Chacha2017-01-24 18:15:22
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Charles Mboje2017-01-17 00:11:15
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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George Ndungu2016-12-23 13:46:49
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Hashim2016-12-18 05:37:38
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…
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Farida2016-12-17 08:59:17
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Shabani2016-12-16 09:04:10
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. πŸ˜…πŸ–οΈ
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Faith Kariuki2016-12-15 21:30:33
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…
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Hawa2016-11-18 16:10:46
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“†
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John Mushi2016-11-18 12:20:29
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! πŸ₯•πŸ°πŸ‘“
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Saidi2016-11-10 14:15:33
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. πŸŽ‚πŸ”₯
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Francis Njeru2016-10-25 14:35:46
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. πŸŽ€πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ
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Isaac Kiptoo2016-10-07 11:31:36
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴