Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Janet Mbithe2017-08-15 11:54:19
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? πŸ˜πŸ€”
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Shamim2017-08-13 05:33:47
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! πŸ’€πŸ˜Œ
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Andrew Mahiga2017-08-05 09:13:49
The road to success is always under construction. πŸš§πŸ—οΈ
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Jafari2017-08-04 07:53:16
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ˜΄πŸ‘Ή
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Shamim2017-08-01 18:06:48
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Mwakisu2017-07-27 17:01:30
Coffee: because adulting is hard. πŸ˜©β˜•
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Shabani2017-07-24 18:49:02
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
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Faith Kariuki2017-07-18 12:36:11
πŸ˜‚ I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!
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Paul Kamau2017-06-24 11:05:52
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! πŸš΄β€β™€οΈπŸ˜΄
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Athumani2017-06-24 09:25:50
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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Daudi2017-06-23 14:33:06
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! πŸ‘»πŸ˜œ
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Ruth Mtangi2017-06-19 00:22:46
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Nancy Kawawa2017-06-11 04:38:26
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Robert Ndunguru2017-06-06 23:13:10
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Neema2017-06-02 16:28:03
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Biashara2017-05-27 05:24:46
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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Hellen Nduta2017-05-22 05:14:44
Sarcasm is my love language. πŸ’¬πŸ˜
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Juma2017-05-07 15:18:50
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! πŸŒΏπŸ˜‚
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Patrick Mutua2017-05-02 14:53:17
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πŸβœ‚οΈ
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Lucy Wangui2017-04-30 08:22:41
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? πŸ™„πŸ’¬