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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Francis Mrope2017-10-18 02:10:09
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Margaret Anyango2017-09-24 09:53:04
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬
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I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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