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What kind of music do mummies like best?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 615 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What kind of music do mummies like best?
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Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥

Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥

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Ann Awino2018-03-02 20:27:03
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄
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Charles Mchome2018-02-24 20:58:11
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆
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Joseph Njoroge2018-02-19 00:29:23
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Elizabeth Mrema2018-02-17 06:21:01
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Lucy Kimotho2018-02-16 20:55:57
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Patrick Kidata2018-02-06 20:11:18
Thanks Ackyshine
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Alice Mrema2018-02-01 18:03:59
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Dorothy Majaliwa2018-01-30 05:41:49
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Binti2018-01-25 20:25:08
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Mwanajuma2018-01-24 15:31:06
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️
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Maimuna2018-01-23 02:22:59
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊
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Sarah Karani2018-01-22 00:12:44
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Mazrui2018-01-19 23:53:19
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Grace Majaliwa2018-01-17 03:56:51
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Jane Muthui2018-01-13 17:37:09
I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄
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I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇
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Tambwe2018-01-11 05:32:35
😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Elizabeth Mtei2018-01-07 13:13:08
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
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James Kimani2017-12-30 07:50:40
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Issack2017-12-27 03:42:45
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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