What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Mwalimu2018-01-10 02:19:37
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Shamsa2018-01-03 15:20:11
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Andrew Odhiambo2017-12-31 05:29:26
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. πŸ’΅πŸ›οΈ
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Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†
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Charles Mboje2017-12-16 11:51:00
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Peter Mbise2017-11-17 23:25:07
I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! πŸ“±πŸ˜†
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