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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Robert Okello2017-12-30 00:23:58

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Maimuna2017-12-09 22:21:29

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Mtumwa2017-12-08 05:21:13

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Mwinyi2017-12-05 11:34:42

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Moses Kipkemboi2017-11-16 15:25:33

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Grace Njuguna2017-11-13 06:59:32

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Safiya2017-11-06 03:10:35

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Sultan2017-11-04 22:44:31

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Mashaka2017-10-31 12:23:36

😆 Saving this one!

Margaret Anyango2017-10-24 16:48:37

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Mwinyi2017-10-18 01:05:14

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Frank Sokoine2017-10-05 22:27:34

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Rose Mwinuka2017-09-26 20:05:23

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Moses Mwita2017-09-25 09:15:39

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Josephine Nduta2017-09-20 02:02:01

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

David Sokoine2017-09-17 21:23:00

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Arifa2017-09-07 07:00:03

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Bahati2017-09-02 15:59:00

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Thomas Mwakalindile2017-08-25 22:13:03

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Hekima2017-08-24 09:32:32

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

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