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Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:04💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why do bananas have to put sunscreen on before they go to the beach?
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Short Answer: Because they don't want to peel!

Explanation: 🍌 Bananas have to put sunscreen on before going to the beach because they want to avoid peeling, just like how we humans use sunscreen to prevent our skin from getting burnt and peeling. After all, nobody wants to see a bunch of sunburnt bananas with peeling skin at the beach! 😄🏖️

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Chiku2018-03-07 01:45:45
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Lydia Mutheu2018-02-28 09:30:33
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Mtumwa2018-02-26 00:05:35
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉
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Mary Kendi2018-02-24 22:52:46
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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Andrew Odhiambo2018-02-24 11:34:16
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Rehema2018-02-11 16:55:45
This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯
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Chum2018-02-10 08:22:45
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵
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Elizabeth Mrope2018-02-04 05:58:05
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Nashon2018-02-03 18:25:16
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
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George Tenga2018-02-01 21:17:27
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Ramadhan2018-01-23 07:13:55
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Mhina2018-01-19 15:04:37
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Jane Malecela2018-01-18 02:04:29
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Wilson Ombati2018-01-17 17:19:34
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Zakia2018-01-16 06:19:10
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️
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Francis Mtangi2017-12-28 07:19:25
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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Yahya2017-12-27 07:42:32
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Peter Tibaijuka2017-12-26 04:58:44
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Monica Adhiambo2017-12-24 09:46:10
I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Asha2017-12-17 12:54:33
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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