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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Fadhili2018-06-01 20:58:47
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Sarah Karani2018-05-25 04:27:32
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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John Malisa2018-05-20 01:52:52
🤣 Sharing this right now!
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Umi2018-05-17 20:26:25
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣
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Agnes Sumaye2018-05-04 19:41:34
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️
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Anna Sumari2018-04-30 11:38:23
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Biashara2018-04-08 23:59:53
😂 This is a keeper!
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Bernard Oduor2018-04-08 02:14:28
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣
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Irene Makena2018-04-04 05:09:14
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Irene Makena2018-04-01 03:02:09
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
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Susan Wangari2018-03-23 06:28:14
This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣
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Hekima2018-03-20 13:20:12
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Mzee2018-03-11 15:16:06
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Hellen Nduta2018-03-10 21:56:46
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mohamed2018-03-09 22:17:03
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Frank Sokoine2018-03-01 23:20:06
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Salum2018-02-25 17:59:44
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Jackson Makori2018-02-17 03:45:29
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Anna Malela2018-02-16 21:51:44
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Hekima2018-02-16 11:47:36
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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