What dies but never lives?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! ๐Ÿ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ”‹

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Sekela2018-08-26 08:22:31
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ฌ
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Jane Malecela2018-08-09 23:42:56
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Patrick Kidata2018-08-08 00:34:35
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Mohamed2018-08-01 16:43:39
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿฅš
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Daniel Obura2018-07-30 18:02:16
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Lydia Wanyama2018-06-20 16:10:12
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐Ÿฆธโ€โ™€๏ธโค๏ธ
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Mwagonda2018-06-17 07:46:03
I had my patience tested. Iโ€™m negative. ๐Ÿ˜‚โณ
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Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต
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Andrew Mahiga2018-06-06 16:42:48
What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! ๐Ÿฆ‰๐ŸŽฉ
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Tambwe2018-05-30 07:18:23
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Iโ€™m on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโ€™ve lost 15 days. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ๐Ÿ”
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Mchuma2018-05-23 22:40:22
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Elizabeth Mrema2018-05-13 01:43:11
Why donโ€™t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿ’
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Irene Akoth2018-05-12 09:23:58
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