What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Abdillah2024-05-12 11:59:06
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? πŸšœπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Diana Mallya2024-05-08 23:57:21
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Bakari2024-05-06 23:29:23
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' πŸ¬πŸ˜…
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Christopher Oloo2024-05-05 11:02:33
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. πŸ˜‘πŸ›Œ
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Linda Karimi2024-05-03 07:32:00
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Jafari2024-04-30 13:10:28
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. πŸŽ­πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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George Wanjala2024-04-28 11:16:50
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! πŸ“±πŸ”‹
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Omari2024-04-24 20:31:54
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Elizabeth Mrema2024-04-09 04:08:13
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! πŸ€βœˆοΈ
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Rubea2024-04-08 20:18:33
You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. πŸ›‹οΈπŸŽ‰
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Peter Mwambui2024-04-08 03:03:29
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
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Halimah2024-04-08 02:00:49
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. πŸ·πŸ™
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Biashara2024-03-31 17:41:13
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mary Kidata2024-03-31 10:45:13
πŸ˜‚ So funny!
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Peter Otieno2024-03-07 14:12:21
The best part of going to work is coming back home. πŸ‘πŸ’Ό
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Mazrui2024-02-29 14:27:55
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. πŸοΈπŸ•ΆοΈ
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Jane Muthui2024-02-21 03:55:32
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Nyota2024-02-17 19:54:45
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🀲
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Halimah2024-02-14 16:16:52
πŸ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Esther Nyambura2024-02-06 18:23:41
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ