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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?
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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Henry Mollel2024-06-14 20:59:18
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Omari2024-06-10 04:57:12
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Samson Mahiga2024-06-01 11:25:24
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mwinyi2024-05-30 10:52:53
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Victor Sokoine2024-05-28 02:25:06
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️
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Athumani2024-05-17 08:26:03
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Agnes Lowassa2024-05-15 15:14:20
😂 I need to save this one forever!
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Kheri2024-04-16 03:13:57
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Moses Mwita2024-04-06 19:55:44
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Mgeni2024-03-23 09:27:40
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Benjamin Masanja2024-03-12 15:06:21
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Mwakisu2024-02-23 04:51:38
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mjaka2024-02-22 20:54:58
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Anna Mahiga2024-02-18 05:09:37
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Baridi2024-02-17 01:11:49
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Grace Njuguna2024-02-04 06:49:27
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
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Lydia Mutheu2024-02-01 22:03:30
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Rahma2024-01-14 19:50:52
I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕
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Yusra2024-01-07 19:54:25
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Mwakisu2024-01-05 23:51:28
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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