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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛‍♂️🧄🍆

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙

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Amir2019-04-03 13:56:44
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Frank Macha2019-03-30 16:27:53
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑
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John Lissu2019-03-26 08:43:38
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Susan Wangari2019-03-16 10:43:19
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwanaidha2019-03-14 23:32:49
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mary Kidata2019-03-06 13:24:56
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Mgeni2019-02-26 20:31:58
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Zulekha2019-02-11 17:58:55
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Tambwe2019-02-11 13:05:58
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼
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Omari2019-01-15 04:44:34
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Anna Mahiga2019-01-14 16:22:19
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Safiya2019-01-10 15:54:37
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Mariam2019-01-08 19:24:39
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋
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Josephine Nduta2019-01-05 22:34:52
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲
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Majid2018-12-31 20:37:14
Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵
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Shukuru2018-12-21 03:10:50
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Alex Nakitare2018-12-20 04:31:24
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Zawadi2018-12-14 09:43:49
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Peter Mugendi2018-12-01 00:18:58
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Zakia2018-11-26 19:50:37
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️
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