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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
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Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚

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Paul Ndomba2019-06-28 15:59:27
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪
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Mwanaisha2019-06-20 09:54:14
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Issack2019-06-14 20:19:00
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Zakaria2019-06-11 10:28:37
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka2019-06-06 12:16:12
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Nashon2019-05-29 12:24:12
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐
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Rose Lowassa2019-05-27 10:33:31
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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James Kawawa2019-05-16 19:31:46
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Monica Nyalandu2019-05-16 06:10:55
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Victor Kamau2019-05-14 03:19:42
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Janet Sumari2019-05-05 03:49:41
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Sarah Mbise2019-04-29 06:44:11
I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐
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Janet Wambura2019-04-26 05:50:32
😄 You got me good!
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Ann Wambui2019-04-23 11:50:17
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Sarah Achieng2019-04-23 06:50:10
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴
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Nyota2019-04-12 22:11:33
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Kevin Maina2019-04-01 14:44:13
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Athumani2019-03-28 22:05:23
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Diana Mallya2019-03-26 13:15:04
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Nora Lowassa2019-03-25 22:31:33
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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