What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Edith Cherotich2019-03-15 03:40:59
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Michael Onyango2019-03-11 19:57:22
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. πŸ§ΉπŸ›Œ
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-03-05 04:23:07
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Rose Mwinuka2019-03-03 17:12:11
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Elizabeth Mtei2019-02-24 11:00:12
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚑😴
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Stephen Malecela2019-02-23 16:02:00
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. πŸ’€πŸ₯‹
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Stephen Kangethe2019-02-22 23:54:55
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! πŸ„πŸŽ₯
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Robert Okello2019-02-19 20:45:12
Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! πŸ¦΄πŸŽ‰
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Sarah Achieng2019-02-17 11:28:58
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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Paul Ndomba2019-02-08 02:02:49
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. πŸŒžπŸŒ™
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Baraka2019-02-07 19:27:11
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Bahati2019-01-11 13:25:45
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. πŸŽ‚πŸ”₯
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Diana Mallya2019-01-10 14:09:03
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. πŸ›οΈπŸ’­
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George Wanjala2019-01-09 12:24:17
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! πŸ’°
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Patrick Akech2019-01-04 15:31:26
Classic! I’m still laughing! πŸ˜„
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Andrew Odhiambo2018-12-29 03:01:51
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. πŸ›ŒπŸ’¬
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Amir2018-12-25 21:09:57
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! πŸ‘πŸ
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James Kawawa2018-12-19 08:53:10
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ
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Joseph Njoroge2018-12-05 23:11:19
If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. πŸ‹πŸ˜‚
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David Sokoine2018-12-01 05:54:20
πŸ˜… I had to share this with everyone!