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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Grace Minja2019-09-06 17:33:17
This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃
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Stephen Amollo2019-09-04 05:59:49
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Jane Muthoni2019-08-20 15:43:43
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Rukia2019-08-20 04:44:57
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Monica Nyalandu2019-08-09 21:03:19
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Stephen Amollo2019-08-09 03:12:51
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Baridi2019-07-25 03:09:28
I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆
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Raphael Okoth2019-07-23 11:31:33
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊
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Janet Sumari2019-07-23 00:16:44
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Kheri2019-07-17 11:35:44
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔
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Henry Mollel2019-07-08 14:37:50
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. 'Alright, get in the basket'. 🚲👮‍♂️
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Diana Mumbua2019-07-06 07:17:33
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Betty Akinyi2019-06-29 17:23:11
I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩
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John Lissu2019-06-24 18:47:38
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯
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Esther Cheruiyot2019-06-24 05:38:27
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Frank Sokoine2019-06-17 04:46:09
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Shamsa2019-06-04 15:28:06
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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John Mushi2019-06-02 19:41:50
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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John Lissu2019-05-31 11:11:24
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫
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Hashim2019-05-29 18:29:07
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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