How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Jacob Kiplangat2019-08-03 07:07:34
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! πŸ’€πŸ•Ί
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Ndoto2019-07-28 18:05:06
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! β›„πŸš
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Alice Mrema2019-07-28 10:24:30
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Catherine Mkumbo2019-07-25 23:47:10
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Shabani2019-07-16 00:55:12
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🀣
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Mary Njeri2019-07-13 12:09:26
I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. πŸ₯ƒπŸΉ
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Saidi2019-07-11 10:58:28
πŸ˜ƒ Mood instantly lifted!
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Jamal2019-07-09 00:14:59
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. πŸ™†β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Nancy Akumu2019-07-08 22:07:27
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Zulekha2019-06-27 03:39:04
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. πŸ›ŒπŸ’¬
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Paul Kamau2019-06-23 09:00:24
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! πŸŠπŸ”‹
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Mwajabu2019-06-22 22:18:52
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🀨
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Hellen Nduta2019-06-22 01:44:56
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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Rose Lowassa2019-06-21 04:48:42
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ
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Shani2019-06-10 17:48:56
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Diana Mumbua2019-06-04 12:47:47
What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! πŸπŸ“š
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Margaret Mahiga2019-06-03 03:58:32
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°πŸ’”
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Edward Chepkoech2019-06-03 02:16:52
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Monica Adhiambo2019-05-24 04:49:09
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°
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Catherine Mkumbo2019-05-23 01:07:13
This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁