What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: πŸ›’ The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! πŸ“šπŸ’Ό

Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.

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Margaret Mahiga2020-01-24 08:18:10
Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†
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Salma2020-01-19 05:08:44
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. πŸ“±πŸ˜†
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Azima2020-01-04 13:12:43
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ’ͺ
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Vincent Mwangangi2019-12-31 23:23:26
I don’t make mistakes. I date them. πŸ’”πŸ˜‚
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Peter Mwambui2019-12-24 07:01:03
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό
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Ali2019-12-23 16:17:51
This one really got me, what a punchline! πŸ˜†
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Frank Sokoine2019-12-19 18:52:01
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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John Lissu2019-12-14 15:26:51
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈβœ‰οΈ
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What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! πŸ•πŸ“ž
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Jabir2019-11-14 06:44:54
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Bahati2019-11-12 15:52:07
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Sumaya2019-11-11 21:35:47
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! πŸ”Ίβšͺ
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Jackson Makori2019-11-11 03:18:28
Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! πŸ’‘πŸ’”
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Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πŸŸβš–οΈ
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Rose Mwinuka2019-10-23 21:41:50
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. πŸ˜‡πŸ“
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Mary Kidata2019-10-21 12:32:05
My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. πŸ©πŸ™ƒ
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Ali2019-10-21 06:01:22
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Juma2019-10-16 05:14:24
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! πŸŒπŸ€’
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Anna Sumari2019-10-10 16:14:35
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜΄
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Henry Sokoine2019-10-09 14:56:32
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳