Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:00πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! πŸ€“πŸ‘€

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! πŸ˜‰πŸ“š

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