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Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:00💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?
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Short Answer: Because he had a one-track mind! 🤓👀

Explanation: The Cyclops, being a mythical creature with only a single eye, may have found it challenging to focus on multiple subjects and teach a diverse range of topics. With his one-track mind, he likely couldn't handle the variety that teaching demands. But hey, at least he had a unique perspective on things! 😉📚

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Farida2020-06-21 00:40:22
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Aziza2020-06-10 17:56:09
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭
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What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷
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Aziza2020-05-03 16:50:04
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I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Salma2020-04-24 17:49:38
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😆 Rolling on the floor!
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