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What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:10💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you get if you cross a vampire and a snowman?
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Answer: Frostbite with a taste for blood! ❄️🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When you cross a vampire with a snowman, you'll end up with a frostbitten creature who also happens to have a craving for blood! Imagine a vampire with icy fangs and a chilling desire to suck blood from unsuspecting victims. It's a humorous play on the contrasting elements of coldness and the vampire's usual choice of victims. Stay warm and watch out for this frosty vampire! ❄️🧛‍♂️😂

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Grace Mushi2019-11-21 15:44:51
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Grace Minja2019-11-17 03:03:05
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nasra2019-10-26 22:35:25
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
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George Ndungu2019-10-26 02:29:13
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻
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Furaha2019-10-23 17:04:57
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️
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James Kimani2019-10-22 16:21:19
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Jane Muthui2019-10-16 12:12:45
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Anna Kibwana2019-10-09 13:11:00
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Sofia2019-10-06 22:54:43
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Nuru2019-09-29 05:27:09
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Ruth Mtangi2019-09-19 13:10:28
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Victor Sokoine2019-09-18 17:48:32
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Biashara2019-09-13 01:09:41
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠
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Fredrick Mutiso2019-09-09 09:06:56
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Moses Kipkemboi2019-08-31 03:19:43
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Peter Mwambui2019-08-28 21:37:44
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mary Mrope2019-08-25 04:00:51
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Richard Mulwa2019-08-18 14:02:00
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Richard Mulwa2019-08-18 01:53:22
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Tabitha Okumu2019-08-17 03:35:03
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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