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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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Yahya2020-03-14 21:35:13
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Anna Malela2020-03-03 13:51:58
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Zulekha2020-03-02 04:55:19
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃
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Diana Mallya2020-02-21 16:45:18
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mary Kidata2020-02-19 10:39:11
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Yusuf2020-02-16 01:02:52
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️
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Amir2020-02-15 21:03:25
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜
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Zainab2020-02-07 18:33:23
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Latifa2020-01-21 15:27:42
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Patrick Kidata2020-01-21 11:15:20
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Mariam Hassan2020-01-11 20:46:43
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Maneno2019-12-27 17:50:31
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Mariam2019-12-25 11:59:49
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Alice Mrema2019-12-20 12:09:42
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Majid2019-12-18 02:16:08
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂
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Edith Cherotich2019-12-14 03:14:04
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Mariam Kawawa2019-12-03 07:29:49
What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️
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Monica Lissu2019-11-24 02:38:09
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Shamsa2019-11-23 08:46:01
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Sofia2019-11-16 22:36:23
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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