Why did the man take his clock to the vet?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:02πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: Because it had ticks! 🐢⏰

Explanation: The man took his clock to the vet because he thought it had ticks, but little did he know that it was just the ticking sound that clocks make! The play on words between ticks (as in insects) and ticks (as in the sound) adds a humorous twist to the situation. It's a light-hearted way to bring a smile to someone's face and get them chuckling at the pun. πŸ€­πŸ˜„

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Mwanajuma2020-08-09 17:22:18
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜œ
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Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! πŸ˜΄πŸ’”
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Chris Okello2020-07-21 00:39:45
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Rose Waithera2020-07-18 07:36:19
πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!
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Victor Malima2020-07-12 10:54:26
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! πŸ˜πŸ–±οΈ
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Maneno2020-07-10 12:12:10
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. πŸ₯ƒπŸ•°οΈ
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Hamida2020-07-04 16:13:49
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ˜–πŸ›‹οΈ
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Mariam Hassan2020-06-25 04:19:40
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Anna Malela2020-06-16 07:54:44
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. πŸŸπŸ•
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Margaret Anyango2020-06-11 14:30:20
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David Ochieng2020-06-05 10:45:54
Sarcasm is my love language. πŸ’¬πŸ˜
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Hashim2020-05-23 18:30:18
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Biashara2020-05-22 18:43:34
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Biashara2020-05-09 13:57:34
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. πŸ”πŸ’»
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Mchuma2020-04-29 13:58:10
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Asha2020-04-24 13:55:02
πŸ˜‚ This is too funny!
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Alice Wanjiru2020-04-12 12:06:25
🀣 Pure genius!
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Grace Njuguna2020-04-11 01:48:56
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Mary Njeri2020-04-04 04:47:28
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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