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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:31💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟‍♂️💆‍♀️

Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁‍♂️

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Zainab2020-05-07 18:31:13

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Mariam Hassan2020-05-06 05:53:58

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Ndoto2020-04-27 14:39:40

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Salum2020-04-26 10:23:01

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Shabani2020-04-23 03:44:59

😆 Bookmarking this!

Carol Nyakio2020-04-20 13:59:53

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Thomas Mwakalindile2020-04-15 00:44:59

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Hawa2020-03-30 07:50:32

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Joseph Mallya2020-03-28 13:57:06

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Shabani2020-03-22 17:18:02

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Carol Nyakio2020-03-21 07:12:02

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Sarah Mbise2020-03-20 10:03:55

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Stephen Malecela2020-03-08 13:04:21

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Jamal2020-03-03 01:43:12

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Stephen Kangethe2020-02-23 08:25:54

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Shamim2020-02-19 19:51:07

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Simon Kiprono2020-02-19 02:03:28

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Mariam2020-02-12 01:25:05

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

James Mduma2020-02-11 01:59:56

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Mhina2020-02-03 15:27:44

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

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