What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Ruth Mtangi2020-10-30 00:50:52
πŸ˜‚ I’m completely obsessed with this!
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Miriam Mchome2020-10-28 06:03:30
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. πŸ˜πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Janet Sumaye2020-10-26 15:58:03
πŸ˜… I’m still chuckling at this!
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Asha2020-10-25 14:54:11
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸΏ
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Mwanaisha2020-10-20 20:54:10
To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. πŸ’ΌπŸ€£
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Edith Cherotich2020-10-16 02:08:40
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Mwanaisha2020-09-30 01:13:45
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. πŸ˜‚πŸ€―
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Mustafa2020-09-28 07:53:50
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌢️🀭
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Rubea2020-09-21 12:42:36
Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜
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James Kimani2020-09-03 18:20:16
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. πŸ›‹οΈπŸ˜‚
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Fikiri2020-08-15 16:23:27
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. πŸ₯ΆπŸ°
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Edward Chepkoech2020-08-14 09:32:41
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Edward Lowassa2020-08-13 11:49:53
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. πŸ”‘πŸ§Š
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Joseph Kitine2020-08-12 15:44:20
Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. πŸ˜œπŸ›‘οΈ
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Betty Akinyi2020-08-01 14:54:57
πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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Ndoto2020-07-11 01:49:02
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
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Elizabeth Mrope2020-07-08 18:17:22
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. πŸ“±πŸ’Ό
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Omar2020-07-07 11:03:26
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. πŸ“…πŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Hellen Nduta2020-07-05 02:31:15
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. πŸ’΅πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ
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Daniel Obura2020-07-04 16:53:54
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜†