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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Rose Amukowa2021-07-30 08:16:02
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Nchi2021-07-29 16:12:24
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣
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Francis Mrope2021-07-14 02:28:09
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠
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Sarafina2021-07-08 17:50:40
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚
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Brian Karanja2021-06-27 10:46:41
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼
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Mwinyi2021-06-11 19:06:00
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Nancy Akumu2021-06-05 00:06:22
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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Joseph Mallya2021-06-01 12:06:03
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹
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Victor Kimario2021-05-29 14:35:25
🤣 This one got me good!
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Joseph Mallya2021-05-28 04:38:54
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rose Kiwanga2021-05-26 04:17:03
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Shani2021-05-25 02:06:55
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Kenneth Murithi2021-05-19 08:00:19
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Mjaka2021-05-17 18:36:15
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Mwajuma2021-05-16 23:30:04
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼
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Francis Mrope2021-05-10 13:50:29
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Jane Muthui2021-04-22 18:09:15
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Salum2021-04-12 23:35:33
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Sekela2021-04-11 03:48:03
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧
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Betty Kimaro2021-04-09 16:28:37
😂 This is too funny!
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